Stupid Email Subject Lines (just plain dumb)

How do we get on these lists? Who buys this crap? More importantly, how do we get off of these lists???

Some of the DUMBEST email subject lines I've received lately (and I'll try to keep it somewhat clean!):

- "Whip out your howitzer tonight!" (I'm in favor of our right to bear arms, and I'm not sure how I feel about citizens owning assualt rifles, but a Howitzer?? What former 'Iron Curtain' nation is selling THESE on eBay???).

- "Can we talk?" (Sure, we can talk...so why are you emailing me, Mr. Spammer? Call me so I can tell you what I really think of you!).

- "She said she couldn't believe how H-U-G-E I had gotten." (Uh, order a salad, dude).

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